Things My Dog Likes To Eat

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This is my dog, Kirby. She is an absolute maniac who does not understand food. The following are things that this animal enjoys eating:

  1. Dirt
  2. Grass
  3. Her Own Poop
  4. Other Dogs’ Poop
  5. Rabbit Poop
  6. Rabbit Hair
  7. Q-Tips
  8. Leaves
  9. Small Rocks
  10. Chair Upholstery
  11. Hay
  12. Toys
  13. Shoelaces
  14. Lotion
  15. Grasshoppers

The following are things that she does not like to eat:

  1. Carrots
  2. Crackers
  3. Potatoes
  4. Tuna

There’s no accounting for taste.